surlylock:

My favorite thing is when truscum say our ~~weird cutesy~~ nonbinary pronouns and identities are going to stop cis people from taking the trans movement seriously…as if cis people………have ever…….in recorded history….taken us seriously……………..

jajitsu:

Spore Steam Train promo.

jajitsu:

Spore Steam Train promo.

saladder:

people who bite ice cream with their front teeth are on a whole different level

Dear Papa Erwin, show us your best Levi impression!
Anonymous

papaerwin:

"Poop jokes."

Oh, Levi! I was just talking about you.

punacceptable:

u can tell how popular someone is by how many people bless them when they sneeze in class

dogfella:

*makes an original post and checks the notes every two minutes*

peer recognition? peer approval? peer recognition? peer approval? peer recognition? peer approval? peer recognition? peer approval? peer recognition? peer approval? peer recognition? peer approval? peer recognition? peer approval? peer recognition? peer approval? peer recognition? peer approval? peer recognition? peer approval?

inabasket:

cool it comes with a free refill 

generalbooty:

yeah so i slept with this dude last night and idk we were chatting a bit  during the sexy time and for some reason his birthday came up and i was like “wait 25th of september? DUDE me TOO, wtf thats such a coincidence” and he was like “really? we have the same birthday? are u fuckin with me?” and i just looked down at his penis literally inside my vagina and was like “well technically yeah” and he was like haha nice one and high fived me

sirbombalot:

Fill your heart with bees. If someone breaks your heart, then they have to deal with the bees.